• boys in fights: i hate you man fuck you
  • girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.

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stanproblems:

welcometoslimscrazyworld:

They say perfect friendships don’t exist, but how wrong are they. Proof & Em are not only bestfriends, they are brothers, they proved that perfect friendships do exist. This is what you call a REAL friendship. R.I.P Proof we all always love you, we know that you’re watching down on Em. You’re forever in our hearts <3

“He was and always will be my bestfriend” - Eminem

omg wow, this is amazing omg. RIP Proof <3

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so after i saw the avengers

  • these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation.
  • girl 1: so which guy was the cutest?
  • girl 2: loki! duh!
  • girl 1: uh no it was hulk
  • girl 2: YOU WEIRDO!
  • girl 1: you're the weirdo!
  • their dad: actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest

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