Hello, I am Michelle currently 19 years old and from New Jersey. I reblog irrelevant shit

shouldnt:

even if you hate the kardashians you still want to be a kardashian

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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kaliforhnia:

i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.

prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

(Source: prevalere)

yeah school sucks but does it swallow 

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

perfectly-imperfect-lovely:

solarsisterss:

U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again

This is so relevant

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

shady-god:

this is one of the reasons why i love eminem

frankoceanfanclub:

when i get a runny nose

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This is honestly so relatable and I’m going to need everyone else to step it up a notch

(Source: whatshouldwecallme)

  • me: damn i need to save my money
  • me: *spends $200 in a week*

guy:

when u see a stranger with a nice butt in public

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mcalary:

an erotic poem:

eg so hot

hot hot egg

egg so hot u fry a leg

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sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

queenlern:

I want you.
Right now.
Your lips on mine.
Your hands around my waist.
My lips on your neck.
My hands running through your hair.
Heavy breaths.
Deep stares.
I want you.
Right now.
In my bed.
Right next to me.
Holding me tight.
Talking about anything.
Gentle kisses in between thoughts.
Our tired eyes holding contact.
Slowly falling asleep.

(Source: gaylauren)

spank my ass but also kiss my forehead and tell me I’m cute

(Source: lavenderoilgirl)